come closer one second
okay close enough
i have a simple question: which of us is wearing a crown?
that would be me.
do you know what this crown means?
it means i look fucking cute
and you’re the human embodiment of a sore butt
now as your fucking queen, i royally declare
that i am beautiful and you are a listerine enema
ALL OF YOU ARE SO FRICKIN UNREAL!!!!!!!!! AND BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!!!!!! it’s so amazing to witness the positive effects of posting selfies and having everyone compliment at least one person in the tags or simply by reblogging these pictures and it’s just really, really, really nice. you’re all so f*ckin unreal and worth so much and literally the most stunning people on the planet.
please be stoked for your friends when they’ve accomplished something that they worked really hard at even if it’s the most boring ass thing your eyeballs have ever witnessed please please please for their sake just pretend to be excited
"A new study shows that men are threatened by confident women taking pictures of themselves, and call these women stupid, socially inept, and ugly. In other news, the world is round, the sky is blue, and the patriarchy is still shitty."