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Rose Tyler Appreciation Week

↳ day one: moment you fell in love with rose

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girl: he cheated on me

me: then break up with him

girl: but-

me: bye

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i liked the page for my school’s lgbt* center on facebook and my mom just sent me a message that said


“now all of china knows you’re queer”

please deliver this reply to your mother:


she laughed so hard i think she exploded

It’s back and still beautiful!

oh my god

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"he set out to prove a point about how easy women have it"

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I am fire *pant pant* 

I am death. 

you ruined my life

you mean improved your life

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my mom says hey


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Some are dark skinned


Some are light skinned


Some are big and some are small


Some look ‘complete’ and other might not be quite there


But no matter what

If you put them together


And blend them up



They taste pretty darn good

I’m getting you professional help. 

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On time, I sabotaged an entire mission to see Robin Williams live. We were on a mounted patrol from Imam Ali Air Base all the way to Joint Base Balad. It’s about 300 miles, and takes 18 hours if you don’t run into any problems. Halfway through, we had to stop and refuel in Camp Liberty. While we were there, we found out Robin Williams was putting on a free show that night.

My gunner and I went back to our truck, and blew as many fuses as we could. We convinced another crew to do the same, and when it was time to roll out… oops. Two trucks are down and nobody knows why. Long story short, we got to URON in Camp Liberty. That’s an “Unscheduled Remain Over Night,” while the mechanics tried to figure out what was wrong with our trucks.

He was hilarious. It was nothing but adults, so the Disney-rated jokes were out the window, and it was amazing adult humor. He gave an amazing show, and afterwards even hung out with everyone, shaking hands and giving hugs, and drinking non-alcoholic beer. I’ll never forget his closing remarks, though. At the end of the show, he turned a joke into a serious moment to talk about suicide. A lot of soldiers had been killing themselves recently, so he reached out, encouraging people to not be ashamed if they were sad.

He said that he knows everyone sees him as a clown, but clowns just paint smiles over their frowns. He said that sometimes, even the best smiles can’t hide the painted tears, and there’s no shame in trying to hide your sadness. He really understood what it felt like to carry depression, and now it makes more sense.

I haven’t thought about Robin Williams in years. Now, selfishly, and too late… I wish I had. He was a great man who genuinely just wanted to save people from sadness.

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my favourite legend from the norse mythology is when a giant steals mjolnir and says he’ll give it back if he can have Freyja as his bride, but she refuses to go so instead Thor dresses up as her and Loki as her handmaiden and then at the wedding the giant places mjolnir in his bride’s (thor) lap and thor reveals himself and kills everybody and if that shouldn’t be made a short film with I don’t know what should

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I’m holding a charity event tonight for people who can’t reach orgasm.

If you can’t come let me know.

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Anonymous Asked: But breasts ARE sexual organs? They release oxytocin when stimulated, that makes them sexual.




ive had to deal w this argument before ok listen here

boobs do the oxytocin thing when theyre stimulated yes, nipples are an erogenous zone. Men’s nipples do this too. Now read over those two sentences and let the double standard dawn on you okay? Think about it if both kinds of nips release oxytocin when you do the touch touch on them, why is only one kind of nip considered a sexual nip? sexism that’s why

it’s ridiculous and technically makes a dude’s nipples more inappropriate than a lady’s nipples because boy nipples serve virtually no other purpose than to be stimulated by temperature change or by sexual activity, while girl nipples serve the added purpose of oh you know, feeding babies no big deal

but nah man nah both can be aroused so both nips are sexual or no nips are so make up your mind

you know where else is an erogenous zone?? ears. Are you wearing an ear bra/?? Why the fuck arent you wearing your fucking ear bra you trash put on yoourfucking ear bra youre not allowed to show your fucking ears thats so inappropriate and its makinng me horny its distracting me from my school work youre not following the dresscode wear your fucking ear bra yo ufucking

You just sound stupid. Like if there is no difference why are girls’ bigger than guys’? Because they are sexual. Deal with it.

the production of estreogen in female bodied people encourages the development of breast tissue, which is to do with hormones, not sex. From an evolutionary standpoint it’s often presumed that female breasts are larger in order to make feeding infants milk more convenient, not because they are sexual

let me just take your weak as hell argument and place it gently in the trash where it belongs

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My brother’s friend was starting to apply for colleges. And one of the colleges he applied to required a 3 page essay explaining what daring meant to them.

So being the clever person he was

On the each page he wrote 1 word with huge font,




And he later got accepted. 

this is my favorite story on tumblr

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When you see a new picture of a person you are attracted to


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